earthquake

at the westin taipei:

me:  hello hotel lobby, is free internet included in the room rate?
hotel:  hold on, let me check
hotel:  no it is not sir, you can pay 250 an hour or…
*swaying*
me:  is the room shaking?
hotel:  yes, it’s an earthquake
me:  …
me:  (thinking i should duck and cover)
me:  is this normal
hotel:  don’t worry, it will be over soon
me:  oh ok, thanks