theworldaccordingtochris

returning to work from a group lunch and talking about passing the spot where a dead black cat had been laying on the road.

me:  hey, did you see that cat the other day?
tony:  yea…
tony:  but i didn’t see…
me:  see what?  see it in time?  you murderer!
tony:  no no
christian:  oh man, that’s jacked up
helen:  you cat killer
tony:  wasn’t it a black cat?
christian:  yea a black cat’s bad luck
helen:  if it crosses your path
chris:  not if he doesn’t make it all the way across
christian:  that’s why he sped up

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did you know that the qwerty keyboard was designed to slow people down?  they were typing too fast and it jammed typewriters.

ever consider learning the dvorak keyboard?  it is designed for speed
with the most common letters on the home row.  windows and macs have it built in.  it’s like learning a new
language for your fingers.

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